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The premier league table, top five, and bottom three, looks like this:

Top:

1. Lowher (pronounced low-hair)
2. Chord (pronounced jord)
3. Chester
4. Nas
5. Trout FC

Bottom:

18. Vaslin
19. Middleswho
20. WoodLog

Lowher’s captain is Eben Theodore Underhill Roddis, and some of the other players, including my friends, are: Matthew Riches, Stephen Gerrard, Louis Smith, David Villa, Kenny Gleason, Emile Hesky, Caleb Folan, Michael Owen, Phil Deggan, X-Ray Alonso, Gabby Alonso, Dossena, Albert Riyera, and some more.

The game of the year was Spalbard versus Bilsberg. It was 3-2 at Spalbard. Bilsberg won. Best player of the year: Eben Roddis.

Lowher have the world record of good players. The clean-sheet master is: all of Lowher.